I switched the tv off at about 23:30 last night. Hayley had been asleep for a while and I had stayed up to watch the football.
So I was trying to dose off when suddenly Hayley speaks. Now I recognise Hayley`s "sleep talking" voice and the content thereof so I obviously tried to play along as much as possible.
This is the conversation that ensued:
Hayley: "Is she gonna bring it back?"
Me: "Is she gonna bring what back?"
Hayley: "My nursing stuff"
Me: "What nursing stuff?"
Hayley: "My nursing stuff!!!"
Me: "What do you need the nursing stuff for?"
Hayley: "My neck is sore"
Me: "Why?"
Hayley: "I`m sweating"
Me: "Why are you sweating?"
Hayley: "Cos I`m standing in the sun in my nurses outfit"
Hayley (excited): 'That`s why my neck is sore!!!"
Me: "Why is your neck sore?"
Hayley: "Cos I`ve been staring up at the sun, that`s why my neck is sore!!"
Me: "Are you awake?"
Hayley: "You cannot buy a trolley at the shops"
Me: "Why can you not buy a trolley at the shops?"
Hayley: "Cos it doesn`t have a tag on it"
Hayley laughs out loud
Me: "Are you ok?"
Hayley: "Yes Sweetie, you know I don`t talk in November"
Me (switching the light on): "Are you ok?"
Hayley: "I don`t talk in November in the evenings"
Me: "Why don`t you talk in November in the evenings?"
Hayley: "Because there is so much to do"
Me: "What is there to do?"
Hayley: "Decorations"
At this point she turns over and continues snoring leaving me snickering to myself for the next 15 minutes.
If it`s not the hand, it`s the mouth. What next?
9 comments:
ha ha - this one had me giggling too! i have a friend who does this. One time she fell asleep on the sofa, and she suddenly mumbles, so we say, "what?" and she says "You know..." and I say "Know what?" and she says "desktop handlebars..."
to this day cannot imagine what she was dreaming/thinking about.
i left the room after that, the other friend in the room tells me she proceeded to have a conversation about the finer points of chocolate.
"Desktop handlebars" HAHAHA!!! I cannot even begin to think what she was dreaming!
The best part is when you ask them questions and they answer! I always have such a good laugh.
I'm afraid this happens at my home too...except I'm the one sleep talking!! :)
David, I like the honesty!!!
haha! Thanks for making me laugh this morning!
Does Haley ever remember this in the morning?
Heather, no, she vaguely remembers something about a nurses outfit! It`s so funny!
Both my wife and I do this occasionally, and I've actually woken myself up by talking.
Like you mentioned, at least this time it's wasn't the hand coming after you!
Darryl
Daryl, thank goodness it wasn`t the hand!!!
Good stuff - I've add such humor to my wife's night a few times.
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