Friday, September 26, 2008
A Big Congratulations
Just a quick one. My little blog had it`s 3000th page hit today! Can you believe it? 3000? That`s like 10 times more than the title of a certain movie where guys run around without shirts and kill people. Mind you, I cook without a shirt and my cooking has been known to almost kill people. Check.
So, who was the lucky visitor responsible for the 3000th page load and in doing so won a Peanut Butter Sandwich and a cup of coffee?
Congratulations to Me and enjoy the sandwich and coffee.
Actual acceptance speech:
Me: "I want to thank my wife Hayley, all my fans, you know who you are (Barack - that means you!), my dogs Elvis and Phoebe, my family, friends, the Smurfs, the inventor of the wheel who made Mr Delivery possible and......" - a please wrap it up sign starts flashing on a Powerpoint Presentation specifically made for the event.
Me: "In any case the coffee only has 1 sugar, can I get another one please and the peanut butter is spread too thin"
Me: "You made it yourself"
Me: "No need to get snotty"
Me: "No need to get all house-husband on me"
Me: "That hurt my feelings"
Me: "I`m sorry, you are special in your own way"
Me: "Thank you and so are you"
Me: "Let`s hug it out"
Aaaand cut to commercial...